Moz wrote:
There is a new website: www.moresaxesthanyoucanshakeastickatbutcantmakeadecision.com
where, for a small fee, the salesman can make your choice more difficult by offering you a selection of over 70,000 mouthpiece/reed combinations. Once you have narrowed your desires down to 57, he offers you a free can of beans (or is it worms) and over 1500 different slings. They have saxes in 16 million different colours, one for every lottery combination plus a few extra. They have 45 different stands for each flavour of sax, 14 sax mikes, PA's for 27 different venue types, 100 million 'playalong' CD's, a choice of 1700 sax teachers -- three of whom live in Botswana and have cats. They show you 2 x 10^6 ways of playing Misty, no ways to play Stairway to Heaven or Smoke on the Water (but there is an equivalent site for guitarists where they do). They have a tutorial section showing how to stand at a gig plus a selection of cloth caps and waistcoats -- each selection has variants relative to the sax/reed/mouthpiece/stance you chose earlier. Finally, there is a section on music styles and jazz icons; there are 326 of these, each requiring a different sax/reed/mouthpiece/stance plus mpc/reed combo.
Now, once you've got to the point where you have all the equipment you require: you need a style and a band.............
BUY A BLEEDIN' SAX, AND SOON!!!
It's not the sax, it's the player.
Cheers, with tongue in cheek,
Moz