Joke of the day.................

altissimo

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An old man was lying on his death bed speaking to his wife who was many years his junior.
He asked her when he died if she would re-marry. She said she likely would.
He then asked her would you give him my car? She said she would.
He asked if she would you give her new husband my golf clubs? Again she said she likely would.
Would you give him my saxophone? She said no, he plays trumpet.
 

Moz

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Heavens, it's a joke. The general public assume that chameleons change colour to match the background so the joke is that the chameleon didn't do a good job and therefore could be seen. Lighten up people.

I'd change the joke to read 'stonefish' instead of 'chameleon' but the moment has passed; wish I hadn't bothered.
 
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Pete Thomas

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Heavens, it's a joke. The general public assume that chameleons change colour to match the background so the joke is that the chameleon didn't do a good job and therefore could be seen. Lighten up people.

I'd change the joke to read 'stonefish' instead of 'chameleon' but the moment has passed; wish I hadn't bothered.
Don’t worry the pedantry adds to and enhances the joke IMO
 

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My mate said “what’s the biggest incentive to get out of bed these days?” “Probably a full bladder” I replied !

I’m looking for a book on how to fix automatic gearboxes, but the library only has manuals.

Cop: "Sir, do you know how fast y– Are you listening to ska?"
Me: "It's the radio."
Cop: "Ok - I'm gonna need your license and reggae station."

A shop assistant stopped an armed robber by attacking him multiple times with a labelling gun...
The police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.



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