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Alice

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I’m going on a cruise this spring and want to look good in my bathing suit, so I bought myself a dvd of nautical themed exercise routines. It’s called “Ship Shape”.
 

Targa

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I’m going on a cruise this spring and want to look good in my bathing suit, so I bought myself a dvd of nautical themed exercise routines. It’s called “Ship Shape”.
Is that by the same people who publish the bikini catalogue 'Bristol Fashion'?
 

Targa

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There was a wine and cheese party at the church hall but I got there late and was met at the door by the vicar who handed me a plate with some leerdammer, jarlsberg and emmental and a bottle of water and said
'I'm glad you're here holey cheeses we're out of wine'.
 

Moz

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A man jumps out of a plane and his parachute fails to open. Reconciling himself to certain death he sees a man coming upwards at great speed.

The first man shouts over "Do you know anything about parachutes?"

"No", says the second man, "Do you know anything about gas ovens?"
 
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