Talking of falling off your perch, did you know that the most popular song to get played at funerals is the most maudlin, trite, whiny, banal, self-pitying, repetitive, bleating, tuneless, dull, sappy, lifeless, droning, spirit-sapping and generally bedwettingly ennui-inducing song Goodbye My Lover by James Blunt? And I'm complimenting it by considering it a song. Talk about the deceased getting their own back.
Cheers, Bob