I was batting my gums with one of my Ozzie rellies and he told me a yarn about a news story which got reported in the media years ago. They like a good laugh - it takes their mind off their terrible beer.
A couple of blokes were driving through the bush and a 'roo jumped out in front of their ute without giving them time to stop.
They got out to have a dekko, cut up about having knocked the 'roo off its perch.
Nothing could be done, but one of them decided to dress the 'roo in some of his clobber and take snaps.
He has snapping away when the 'roo opened it's eyes and hopped away at a right lick, wearing the snapper's jacket and hat.
Roos can move. They never saw it again... and the jacket it was wearing had his wallet, money and credit cards in the pockets....
That was the story. I believed him.
It was too good a story not to... I like a good laugh, too...
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