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Pete Thomas

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I will send a copy of my new CD (due for release later this summer) to the top 5.

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We cannot all play a Bauhaus Walstein, Corporal Wyver.....................;}
 
OK, we'll get you a Sopranino. Now fall into line, sergeant.............:shocked:
 
This articulated G# is completely unacceptable, soldier!
 
Real men play a tenor, not something that comes apart to fit in a handbag.
 
I've polished my rifle beautifully, but I can't see where the gunpowder goes.
 
"Don't you know saxophones are supposed to be curved. ......... Ooops."

Or

"I prefer the tipped-bell model for it's sweeter tone. Oh bu**er."

Rhys
 
Newsflash: Kenny G - Gets Busted ... >:)

Anyone seen Griff? :shocked:
 
"I said a signal horn up front you jazz jerk!"

or

"As I suspected, there's no swing in it."
 
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even after the incident, Edward could still get a better tune out of his sax than George could out of that inner tube
 
I asked for Unforgettable not it's Unbreakable !!!
 
All sing.....
Branded, they say he couldn't play ! What do you do when your branded, and you know you can play.
 
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"No thank you, Sergeant. I'm quite capable of putting it together without reading the manual."
 
Even when he joined the Foreign Legion Monsieur Bechet still got into trouble with the Military Police.
 
You could spend your life playing this, Pierre, but you would be better off opening a cafe.
 
C'est magnifique mais ne c'est pas Legere.
 
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I've heard of two voices but not two pieces.

Chris
 

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