Games Caption Competition

[Pete Thomas]

I will send a copy of my new CD (due for release later this summer) to the top 5.

 

[TomMapfumo]

We cannot all play a Bauhaus Walstein, Corporal Wyver.....................;}

 

[TomMapfumo]

OK, we'll get you a Sopranino. Now fall into line, sergeant.............:shocked:

 

[Jules]

This articulated G# is completely unacceptable, soldier!

 

[kevgermany]

Real men play a tenor, not something that comes apart to fit in a handbag.

 

[dave 645]

I've polished my rifle beautifully, but I can't see where the gunpowder goes.

 

[rhysonsax]

"Don't you know saxophones are supposed to be curved. ......... Ooops."

Or

"I prefer the tipped-bell model for it's sweeter tone. Oh bu**er."

Rhys

 

[Sunray]

Newsflash: Kenny G - Gets Busted ...

Anyone seen Griff? :shocked:

 

[rudjarl]

"I said a signal horn up front you jazz jerk!"

or

"As I suspected, there's no swing in it."

 

[MandyH]

even after the incident, Edward could still get a better tune out of his sax than George could out of that inner tube

 

[trimmy]

I asked for Unforgettable not it's Unbreakable !!!

 

[Andrew Sanders]

I warned you! You know the lads can't march to "Take Five".

 

[trimmy]

All sing.....
Branded, they say he couldn't play ! What do you do when your branded, and you know you can play.

 

[Targa]

It seems to be missing the middle register.

 

[Targa]

There's a hole in my Beucher.

 

[Young Col]

"No thank you, Sergeant. I'm quite capable of putting it together without reading the manual."

 

[Young Col]

Even when he joined the Foreign Legion Monsieur Bechet still got into trouble with the Military Police.

 

[Targa]

You could spend your life playing this, Pierre, but you would be better off opening a cafe.

 

[Targa]

C'est magnifique mais ne c'est pas Legere.

 

[Chris]

I've heard of two voices but not two pieces.

Chris