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Pete Thomas

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I will send a copy of my new CD (due for release later this summer) to the top 5.

 
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Jules

Formerly known as "nachoman"
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This articulated G# is completely unacceptable, soldier!
 

kevgermany

ex Landrover Nut
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Real men play a tenor, not something that comes apart to fit in a handbag.
 

rhysonsax

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"Don't you know saxophones are supposed to be curved. ......... Ooops."

Or

"I prefer the tipped-bell model for it's sweeter tone. Oh bu**er."

Rhys
 

rudjarl

Senile Member. Scandinavian Ambassadour of CaSLM
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657
"I said a signal horn up front you jazz jerk!"

or

"As I suspected, there's no swing in it."
 
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MandyH

Sax-Mad fiend!
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even after the incident, Edward could still get a better tune out of his sax than George could out of that inner tube
 

trimmy

One day i will...
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10,272
All sing.....
Branded, they say he couldn't play ! What do you do when your branded, and you know you can play.
 
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Young Col

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"No thank you, Sergeant. I'm quite capable of putting it together without reading the manual."
 

Young Col

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Even when he joined the Foreign Legion Monsieur Bechet still got into trouble with the Military Police.
 

Targa

Among the pigeons
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You could spend your life playing this, Pierre, but you would be better off opening a cafe.
 

Targa

Among the pigeons
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C'est magnifique mais ne c'est pas Legere.
 
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