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Mr Thomas,
We have consulted the CaSLM solicitors Messrs £5% with reference to your heading "A seasonal message from CafeSaxophone to all our lovely members!".
This inference of loveliness had the ability to reduce the CaSLM's profitability by 37% during the short period it has been displayed.
Please amend or remove the offending words or your address will be revealed to the United Kingdom joint Ukulele and Kazoo Orchestra for practice purposes.
Season's Greetings
The Grand Committee of the Croydon and Sarf Lundun Massive.
We have consulted the CaSLM solicitors Messrs £5% with reference to your heading "A seasonal message from CafeSaxophone to all our lovely members!".
This inference of loveliness had the ability to reduce the CaSLM's profitability by 37% during the short period it has been displayed.
Please amend or remove the offending words or your address will be revealed to the United Kingdom joint Ukulele and Kazoo Orchestra for practice purposes.
Season's Greetings
The Grand Committee of the Croydon and Sarf Lundun Massive.