Don't worry Luluna, there's plenty of time yet!
Here's my list of shame:
Saxophones (various), clarinets (various), flutes (2), fife, piccolo, oboes (3), Uillean pipes, small pipes, recorders (various), penny whistles (various), low whistle/flute, occarinas (various), harmonicas (various sets), swanee whistles (various), trumpet, cornet, banjolele (don't ask!), acoustic parlour guitar, electric guitar, acoustic bass guitar, folk harp, cabasa, djembe, spoons, tambourines, guiro, bodhran, claves, jaws harps and a didgeridoo
- keyboards, drum machine, Stylophone!
It was a lot worse ... I've moved on 2 trombones, a zither, an autoharp, a few C Melody saxes, some large saxophones, Anglo-German concertina, 3 accordions, a bassoon, a baritone horn, a tuba, 2 trumpets, quite a few guitars, a banjo, a ukelele, a mandola, a mandolin, several bodhrans and quite a few shakey/hitty things and, erm, a set of Scottish bagpipes.
Really I should have a lot more room in my place than I do
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P.S. any instrument burglars should be aware that 1) the gaff is alarmed and fences electrified (broken glass on top of walls spiced with anthrax); 2) anything valuable is indelibly marked, serial numbers lodged with authorities and possible outlets and covered with radioactive substances; 3) I have a Rottweiler with a bad attitude problem; 4) the Rotty is more scared of my neighbours than I am, with good reason as they never sleep, always know everything that happens and eat Jehovah Witnesses for breakfast; 5) You can win the didgeridoo, darn thing, just write on a postcard ''I deserve a didgeridoo because ....'' in less than 35 words, make a £20 donation to Pete's charity/Shelter or the Musicians' Union Benevolent Fund.
*the winner will be the first picked out of the hat on April 1 2009 or once £10,000,000 has been raised for charity, whichever is the latest.
** the winner agrees not to reoffend until he/she has mastered the instrument enough to play The Yellow Rose of Texas with all the notes in the right order.
***the winner agrees to submit their NI number, Bank account details and pin number, a recent photograph, a specimen signature, their mother's maiden name, a DNA sample, their inside leg measurement, their correct date and place of birth, ethnicity and religious preference.
****all details will be held on my secure database and only sold/given away/left on a train at my whim