Miscellaneous Funny typos

[jeremyjuicewah]

That brings back memories of working at the Charity Commission in the early nineties, just before computers became available in offices. I was dealing with some local charities in Northamptonshire, and I sent off a draft for typing regarding a charity in Stony Stratford. I also have awful handwriting, so I can't blame the typing pool, but there was one typist who was notoriously awful, who signed herself off as HK. This was her best ever, as the letter came back addressed to and with the subject matter, in bold, of 'Story Sh**twell'

I didnt learn to water ski in Stony Stratford. I have never regretted it. Once was quite enough. There is a big lake there, or a gravel pit or something. I think my old man was trying to drown me, I cannot blame him.

 

[ProfJames]

I didnt learn to water ski in Stony Stratford. I have never regretted it. Once was quite enough. There is a big lake there, or a gravel pit or something. I think my old man was trying to drown me, I cannot blame him.

When my father taught me to swim I thought I would never get out of that sack.....

 

[aldevis]

When my father taught me to swim I thought I would never get out of that sack.....

I'd like to leave this world peacefully, in my sleep, like my father.


And not screaming and shouting like the people that were in the car he was driving.

 

[ProfJames]

My mother was described by the neighbours as a "loose" woman. In fact she was so loose when she had me she isn't sure I am hers!

 

[Andrew Sanders]

My mate at school Jim used to write in tiny illegible script.
The English teacher meant to write
"Have you got a hair on your pen" but followed the last word with "is".

 

[Alice]

My mate at school Jim used to write in tiny illegible script.
The English teacher meant to write
"Have you got a hair on your pen" but followed the last word with "is".

Oh myyyyyyyyyy!!!

 

[smsuryan]

Bad spellers untie!!!