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Following this morning's news that experiments show that doses of zinc will relieve that curse of the saxophonist, the common cold, the Croydon and Sarf Lundun Massive are making Cafe Saxophone members an offer to enjoy the protection of this latest discovery, at a VERY SPECIAL PRICE!
Send us your complete fully insured saxophone outfit, with mouthpieces, ligatures and reeds and we will either fit our special and undetectable, Patented Zinc Slow Release Unit in the saxophone, mouthpiece, ligature or reed, whichever is deemed most suitable or Zinc Plate your saxophone for an incredible new and street credible look*. This will also protect Griff and Stephen, our two favourite technicians who we are placing at risk by asking them to handle our disease ridden pads. Okay, Kev has just completed a repad but he is just a moderator, so who cares?
*The CaSLM reserve the right to.make an additional post-treatment charge if this option proves popular.
Send us your complete fully insured saxophone outfit, with mouthpieces, ligatures and reeds and we will either fit our special and undetectable, Patented Zinc Slow Release Unit in the saxophone, mouthpiece, ligature or reed, whichever is deemed most suitable or Zinc Plate your saxophone for an incredible new and street credible look*. This will also protect Griff and Stephen, our two favourite technicians who we are placing at risk by asking them to handle our disease ridden pads. Okay, Kev has just completed a repad but he is just a moderator, so who cares?
*The CaSLM reserve the right to.make an additional post-treatment charge if this option proves popular.