What goes HA..HA..Bonk???

[jambo]

Anyone know the answere?

 

[pauloalto]

Someone laughing their head off

 

[jambo]

dam, you got it fist time!!! :laugh:

donsnt anyone else find that really simple joke to be absolutekly hillarious?

 

[Dylan]

Simple ones are the best. One of my faves attains haiku like simplicity:

A skeleton walks into a pub and asks for a pint of beer and a mop.

D

 

[tengu01]

Very true. I often find that adding beer to the mix makes them even more hilarious.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

 

[Bobby G]

tengu01 wrote:

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

It was an iron bar.

Cheers, Tommy Cooper

 

[pauloalto]

:laugh:

 

[Linky Lee]

Yeah, I heard this one:

Two dyslexics walk into a bra.

 

[Bobby G]

Linky_Lee wrote:
Yeah, I heard this one:

Two dyslexics walk into a bra.

It was an iron bra :laugh:

 

[Jules]

What do you get if you boil a Hyena?








A laughing stock!

 

[Throckmorten]

Gee. I don't think it's funny.
Is it a sax player thing?

 

[peter_fitton]

This joke has supposedly been proven scientifically to be the funniest ever (which I'd take with a pinch of salt, but here goes): -

Man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, I've got a bit of lettuce sticking out of my bottom"

Doctor examines the patient and then says "It's bad news sir, I'm afraid it's just the tip of the iceberg".

Hmmm

Settle down now, as Ken Goodwin used to say.

 

[disco_volante]

What do you call an exploding monkey?





a baboom!


or


an orangabang!


It's great having a backup punchline.

 

[Linky Lee]

I used to love the imagery of this one as a small child.

A robot goes up to a petrol pump and tries to start a conversation, but the petrol pump doesn't seem to want to know. This offends the robot so he shouts 'take your finger out of your ear while I'm talking to you!' at it.

This one is a good blonde joke. I hope you're not offended, I'm blond myself.. yes as in the hair colour.

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

 

[jambo]

HA! That blond joke is pricless! :laugh: