This one would be more appropriate I think:
https://www.musiciansunion.org.uk/Files/Rates/Live-Rates/Casual-stage-rates
You must be mixing with the wrong young ones' i don't hear that from my kids, they are better off than me.If idiots didn't waste so much money on weddings they'd be able to afford a house and stop whining about old people having all the money and stealing their children's future.
Oh, I thought it wasn't a typoJust noticed mistake I mean my partners daughter.Bumnote.
So bigamy isn't the done thing in the Black Country?
Just checked soloists in the Merseyside area and the average was £150, with a few (extreme imho) at £400-£475.You’ll find an accurate price for your area
One's too manyOne wife is more than enough for us Black Country lads, how about north of the border?
No one admits to liking their superiors.I hate cats
Is that for Bob? Worth every penny, if so!Just checked soloists in the Merseyside area and the average was £150, with a few (extreme imho) at £400-£475.
Ah so that's the secret ingredient in Texas Brisket?In Houston Texas, we eat cats...