Miscellaneous Truth is stranger than fiction

[jbtsax]

Deadlink Removed

This may have been just a precaution in case someone opened the box and actually started to play it. 😀

 

[kevgermany]

Lol.

 

[MMM]

Oh no, after the Tommys in violin cases, whatever will they think of next... 'I know: bombs in accordion cases, you can fit a big one in there, plus it goes unnoticed: everybody plays one!' hence confusing accordions with ukuleles.

 

[Targa]

Good thing the domestic science class wasn't making Bombe Surprise.
I wonder if anyone's ever tried taking one through airport security.

 

[aldevis]

"Falldorf said the State Patrol brought a canine unit, although he did not know whether the dog was used to help determine that the package was harmless. He said the State Patrol bomb unit determined that they could open the latches on the box, which is when the accordion was discovered inside. At the sight of a radiator next to the accordion, Falldorf shouted "They are replicating themselves!" and alerted the Federal Accordion Control Agency, that brough a bovine unit."

 

[aldevis]

Accordion to whom?

 

[aldevis]

Not to mention the choice of titles:
WALNUT EVACUATED

 

[Jonesy]

A controlled explosion is the only way to deal with an accordion.