I once played a gig as three piece section- the trumpet player, bizarrely, had a cardinals outfit,the trombone player fell in line by dressing as a vicar- leaving me no option other than be an authodox Rabbi. I discovered playing tenor with a false beard was a bit dribbly so attached the beard a couple of centimeters off my face down my Berg Larsen... as if the whole set up wasn't pythonesque enough the fact my beard kept appearing and disappearing depending on whether I was playing or singing raised a few sniggers