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Not what I thought it was

Bobby G

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Walking up the road the other day. with my commuter head on, I saw a sticker in a parked car bearing the legend 'www.saxperience.com'. Hmmm, I thought, that could be interesting - another sax-related site maybe, a sax quartet perhaps, given the slightly tortured melding of the words 'saxophone' and 'experience' to form the single word 'saxperience'.

Imagine my disappointment when I logged on to the website only to find it's for enthusiasts of the Citroen bl**dy Saxo. :laugh:
 
It could have been a lot worse!

I found a actual Sax Chat room, Yes it is allegedly Saxophone....nothing but porn link after porn link.

It makes you think if the moderators on there are part of the problem.
 
Bobby G wrote:
Chris Jones wrote:
It could have been a lot worse!

I found a actual Sax Chat room, Yes it is allegedly Saxophone....nothing but porn link after porn link.

It makes you think if the moderators on there are part of the problem.

Link please! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :blush:

Picture the Embarrassment.

I work in an open office containing 35 Women and 12 guys. My computer screen faces the main Isle. I sat comfortably during my lunch to read all and every screen on my new find. First screen opens with the title "Blowing longer"..........I will leave that to your imagination.......As quick as I closed one window up popped a second AND A third AND A FORTH......Total panic set in. 😱

😱 :blush: 😱 >.<

I learnt my lesson.....I only go on there at home :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
My bloke gets together with a few other council employees each Christmas to play at the department party. Last year, they thought about buying a t-shirt for their sax player, that declared him a 'registered sax offender'. They thought again, however, when one of them pointed out that he is actually head of legal services and part of his remit is overseeing the legal representation of the council in child abuse cases.

Wouldn't quite be appropriate, would it? :blush:
 
Not here, of course - or among the very few intelligent discussion boards I occassionally frequent - however it makes me chuckle when someone presumes from my SN that I'm a DJ called Angette.

:laugh:

Their jumping to conclusions tells me far more about them than my screen name does about me!
 
RedBottom wrote:
Djangette wrote:it makes me chuckle when someone presumes from my SN that I'm a DJ called Angette.
I had you down as a closet, lady guitarist.

Gawd knows what you all think of me. 😱

The Avatar and name has caused me some disturbance. I now view it as a Baboon with a pony tail and bow tie.
 
😱

I'm a blower not a plucker! (or *horror* a thumper)

but well done getting connection 🙂

Redbottom - I didn't want to mention it, but there are lotions for piles or you could stop eating so many curries! :laugh:

Strange place for a bow tie - but each to their own 🙂 x
 
Chris Jones wrote:The Avatar and name has caused me some disturbance. I now view it as a Baboon with a pony tail and bow tie.

:laugh: I should explain. There's a set of very funny books that I like about a young girl who seems to attract attention from more boys than she intends to. She puts this down to her 'red-bottomosity' - basically, like the baboon, she gives out the mating signal without any conscious effort on her part.

Not saying I'm like her :blush: , but it just makes me laugh. So there you have it.
 
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:laugh: I should explain. There's a set of very funny books that I like about a young girl who seems to attract attention from more boys than she intends to. She puts this down to her 'red-bottomosity' - basically, like the baboon, she gives out the mating signal without any conscious effort on her part.

Not saying I'm like her :blush: , but it just makes me laugh. So there you have it.
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That conjures up very strange pictures. Thanks for the explanation.
 

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