Miscellaneous It's a man thing

jbtsax

R.I.P. in memoriam 1947 - 2023
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A smile for the day:

Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.

I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played "Amazing Grace", the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head was hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen anything like that before, and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

Apparently, I'm still lost ... it's a man thing.
 
Thanks I like that one.

Hopefully the "homeless man" went to the place upstairs, or he'd have been made to spend an eternity listening to the bagpipes 🙂
 
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Great story JBT. Reminded me of a pal's experience at a new year's eve party he attended in an apartment. Just before midnight there was a ring at the door. My pal opened it to find a highland piper in full regalia. He waved him in and an Auld Lang Syne medley proceeded for the next 30 mins after which the piper asked "who do I see for my fee?" The party host claimed to know nothing about it. "Well it's your party and this is flat number 17" said the piper. "I'm afraid this is 17A" came the reply. "Bloody hell, one gig a year and I come to the wrong f'ing address!!" As compensation he drank himself under the table.
 

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