Saxophones Is this the 5 minute argument...

[Taz]

Get yourself a role of cling-film, and a couple of packs of large sausages.... .....I kid you not!))

Here's the experiment.....

Having looked at your occupation, I now realise that you obviously live too close to the local constabulary incinerator ......

 

[RobatBlueRock]

Yeah, my current job pays the bills.
Engineer by trade.
Guitar & amp builder by passion.
If you're interested look up Rob Dix on Face Book. There are a couple of photo albums of stuff I've built.

 

[RobatBlueRock]

Great article Stephen, on the grounds of your fantastic research I placed 4.65 grams of clay around the outside of the bell on my sax.......It made my tone dark and sort of ....muddy! I suggest that Dooce removes the remarkable gem stone on his bit'o' bling and does the same. It'll brighten up his neighbours no end! ))

See TAZ... you've already done it! and the result is exactly what I would expect.:welldone

 

[RobatBlueRock]

OK. The sausages were a bit much... Try a couple of wraps of cling-film followed by a role of duck-tape.
Or maybe 2 or 3 elasticated tubi-grips.