And the full score
The Unplayable Score: Faerie’s Aire and Death Waltz – John Stump
"Faerie’s Aire and Death Waltz (from ‘A Tribute to Zdenko G. Fibich’)", by American John Stump is a parody of a composition, meant to be impossible to play and including, in the score notations, absurd indications such as “release the penguins” and “Like a Dirigible” and “Gong duet.”. And yet...socks-studio.com
Our trumpet player in the big band brought in some unknown tunes handed down to him. The music was serious but they had fun titles. I can only remember one: