Games Caption Competition!

[Alice]

It was always so awkward when he needed to spend a penny.

 

[Chris]

I wish some one would hurry up and invent an EWI5000

 

[Andrew Sanders]

Wish someone would invent "Band in a Box".

 

[jbtsax]

No. I'm not one of the "Troubadors". I'm just the caddy.

 

[jimmylh]

"So, what kind of tutor should I look for?"

 

[Colin the Bear]

"That one madame is called a todgerphone....No ...I can't tell you why."

 

[jeremyjuicewah]

Then she says to me she says "an´yer can shove that lot right up your %$&*" an´ I done me best so I did but I has all this lot left over an´ I cant take it home so that´s why its yours for a tenner.

 

[Tenor Viol]

Monochord - tick
Rebec - tick
Lute - tick
Serpent - tick
Organum - tick
Tabor - tick
Alto and tenor shawms - tick
Now, where's my viol? These one-man Renaissance dance band gigs are murder

 

[Young Col]

You find a nice soft corner and you sit right down,
take up your guitar and play.
But the lawman says "move along"
So you move along all day..
..I'm a one man band... (Leo Sayer)

 

[AlanT]

Something having been lost in translation The Coat of Many Colors became The Coat of Many Tones

 

[Jeanette]

I'm baroque now I've bought this lot........

Jx

 

[aldevis]

Monochord - tick
Rebec - tick
Lute - tick
Serpent - tick
Organum - tick
Tabor - tick
Alto and tenor shawms - tick
Now, where's my viol? These one-man Renaissance dance band gigs are murder

I can't believe you missed my favourite:
Tromba marina - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Colin the Bear]

I thought that was a bat

 

[AlanT]

'Despite his use of repellent Henrik breaks out with a bad case of the Muzika virus'.

 

[Richard Perks]

You mean they charge for carry-on as well?

 

[kevgermany]

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[Tenor Viol]

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[AlanT]

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[nigeld]

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[Amachelle]

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