Games Caption Competition

[Pete Thomas]

Here we go again:

 

[trimmy]

"No no the Graftons mine, ouch my @rse" !

 

[Andrew Sanders]

Nick Wyver..

"Well Veggie Dave, this is how I get altissimo G. There may be others."

 

[aldevis]

The young saxophonist took a while to realize that her mobile phone calendar, mixed up the gig at the local naturist beach and the one at the Bigots For A Stricter Morality Association.

 

[aldevis]

The debate "do material affect saxophone sound" got worse when Benade supporter decided to unleash the dogs.

 

[Chris98]

oops... how serious do you think Stephen Howard was when he said:

If you own a Grafton alto and would like it repaired, it's not worth dropping me a line. I can tell you right here and now that the answer will be an emphatic, cast-iron, gold-plated, hand-embroidered, fully authenticated and genuine "No!"​

 

[Pete Thomas]

oops... how serious do you think Stephen Howard was when he said:

If you own a Grafton alto and would like it repaired, it's not worth dropping me a line. I can tell you right here and now that the answer will be an emphatic, cast-iron, gold-plated, hand-embroidered, fully authenticated and genuine "No!"​

But that actually is @Stephen Howard riding the horse.

 

[Targa]

Jay, what mouthpiece is that?

 

[Gareth WG]

"please don't kill me, I have also been working very hard, honestly, I have been grafton all day"

 

[Saxlicker]

On tonal quality:

"So I thought well.............
As I can't strip the lacquer off my Grafton, this might be worth a try."

 

[chadders]

'Every time you have tried to use this stick to help with fork F fingering, you have ended up with a bum note!!'

 

[jimmylh]

"I promise I'll never play Careless Whisper again!"

 

[jbtsax]

Take this Grafton away------please! It's been nothing but trouble since I got it.

 

[Targa]

Seize her, she hath defiled the hallowed PPT with ligature worth but a groat.

 

[nigeld]

The Toronto City Administration has implemented an aggressive enforcement policy for their ban on playing jazz in the park.

 

[nigeld]

Le bebop sur l'herbe

 

[aldevis]

Ebay resolution center decided that the misleading description "naked lady alto" had to be punished.

 

[Tenor Viol]

Even sacrificing a hallowed sax to the gods was not enough to call off the Dogs of War

 

[Tenor Viol]

Margaret discovered that being invited to be a Vestal Virgin at the local historical re-enactment society had its downside as they did not seem to enjoy her Coltrane improvs

 

[nigeld]

There were a number of reasons why Ladies Saxophone Volleyball never became a popular sport in the Middle Ages.