Dear Friends, it is with deep regret that I have decided to desist from my many incursions into the world of academia and the archives of my beloved `National Enquirer.` I think, "Harrumph" that this forum has tolerated my meanderings outside the world of saxophonia with a patience that can only be en-likened to the fortitude shown by a recently elected female member of the Royal Family (Mum an Ex- Trolley Dolly.) who marketed a parfum branded `Skunk` embellished with the slogan ` Keep Journophiles at Bay with a Skunk a Day.`
Needless to say the project was abandoned and the surplus stock sold to `Poundland` after the entire Guildhall banqueting suite was evacuated just as the prawn cocktail was being served. Nevertheless a gallant effort on the part of `Kiss Me`
But I digress. I have decided to concentrate on all things saxophonic which will give me more time to concentrate on my other interests which number among them Knitting waistcoats for Hedgehogs. Comfy Covers to keep Baked Potatoes hot. (Nigella has shown an interest in same.} and my most ambitious project to date a translation of the King James Bible into Cockney Slang. with a foreword by Peggy Mitchell ex Landlady of the Queen Vic. Albert Square.
Oh and I almost forgot, carry out the remainder of my sixty day Community Service Sentence after I disregarded an A.S.B.O. issued to restrain me from constantly whistling the opening stanzas of `Gunslinger Bird.` without a chord change. (Harsh sentence you may commiserate, but the Beak was a Charlie Parker fan.)
So Goodbye academia meanderings, and farewell ` National Enquirer` you deserve a Congressional Medal for your service to the American public. Watch this space. N. :welldone Oh Hoorah Rupert (The Bear) Murdoch is trying for an N.E. Uk edition for his recently vacated Sunday N.O.T. World slot.
Needless to say the project was abandoned and the surplus stock sold to `Poundland` after the entire Guildhall banqueting suite was evacuated just as the prawn cocktail was being served. Nevertheless a gallant effort on the part of `Kiss Me`
But I digress. I have decided to concentrate on all things saxophonic which will give me more time to concentrate on my other interests which number among them Knitting waistcoats for Hedgehogs. Comfy Covers to keep Baked Potatoes hot. (Nigella has shown an interest in same.} and my most ambitious project to date a translation of the King James Bible into Cockney Slang. with a foreword by Peggy Mitchell ex Landlady of the Queen Vic. Albert Square.
Oh and I almost forgot, carry out the remainder of my sixty day Community Service Sentence after I disregarded an A.S.B.O. issued to restrain me from constantly whistling the opening stanzas of `Gunslinger Bird.` without a chord change. (Harsh sentence you may commiserate, but the Beak was a Charlie Parker fan.)
So Goodbye academia meanderings, and farewell ` National Enquirer` you deserve a Congressional Medal for your service to the American public. Watch this space. N. :welldone Oh Hoorah Rupert (The Bear) Murdoch is trying for an N.E. Uk edition for his recently vacated Sunday N.O.T. World slot.
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