Miscellaneous Which side will the cradle fall?

[Targa]

Man pacing the corridor outside maternity.
Nurse asks can I help you Sir?
Well I'm wondering how soon after the baby is born can we resume 'normal relations'?
Are you private or NHS Sir?
NHS.
Then you have to wait until you get home.

 

[DavidUK]

7lbs 3oz, 12.03pm today.
Freya.
Mum and baby fine.

 

[Jeanette]

Great news!

Jx

 

[PigSquealer]

7lbs 3oz, 12.03pm today.
Freya.
Mum and baby fine.

How’s Gramps ?

 

[Targa]

I like the name Freya, that's what I called one of mine.
She was the tortoiseshell.

 

[Ghr9204]

7lbs 3oz, 12.03pm today. Freya. Mum and baby fine.

Glad to hear that all are well, certainly not premature, a healthy weight, full term, definitely good news.

Next we'll need to hear how you and Nana are spoiling them.

 

[DavidUK]

I like the name Freya, that's what I called one of mine.
She was the tortoiseshell.

Norse goddess with cat drawn chariot...

...pretty good drawing considering the lack of opposing thumbs.