Tenortoon
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FNARFNARFNAR!!!! I had my XT500 in the lounge, tried to kickstart it on the sidestand and the kickback launched me off the bike over the sofa. I looked up to see my girlfriend sitting deadpan watching me over the rim of her teacup. You know that "old-fashioned" look. I did used to get a lot of that look. The time I used (a bit too much) petrol to light the bbq, and it went "WHOOMF" in a huge expanding bubble of flame, while my cat, who'd been lying on the ground, turned into an inch-high tortoiseshell streak heading into the middle-distance.