Saxophones SOS My wife doesn't like her new sax

[Targa]

I’m looking forward to receiving my four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree

Regarding the above menu what time are you planning to start dinner?

 

[Alice]

Regarding the above menu what time are you planning to start dinner?

On the 12th day of Christmas
As you’ve eaten all of the Toblerone already, I’ve bought some choccy mice for pudding

 

[garrobito]

O girls! come on! almost any diamond cost way more than a decent Selmer... jajajjaja.. she is a trip on Colombia so I hope when she back love the (almost new) sax
But my lesson stand.. it's much easier get diamonds for a girl rather than a sax.. and I'm sure everybody agree with this.. and because I want to make my point, I present here at the jury the proof of the sin, the smoking gun... hear very carefully...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFMyF9fDKzE

 

[h4yn0nnym0u5e]

I’m looking forward to receiving my four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree

O rly?
Twelve Days Correspondence... John Julius Norwich

 

[Alice]

O rly?
Twelve Days Correspondence... John Julius Norwich

Where can I find this Edward now that Emily has dumped him?

 

[Targa]

Where can I find this Edward now that Emily has dumped him?

From the last entry it would appear to be Liverpool, I'm thinking of changing my name.