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Slowly gearing up for my tenor quest...
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<blockquote data-quote="Moz" data-source="post: 583131" data-attributes="member: 18"><p>Tom 8)</p></blockquote><p></p><p>Tom,</p><p></p><p>You're not helping <img src="data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%2064%2064%22%3E%3Ctext%20x%3D%2250%25%22%20y%3D%2250%25%22%20text-anchor%3D%22middle%22%20dominant-baseline%3D%22central%22%20font-size%3D%2254%22%3E%F0%9F%98%89%3C%2Ftext%3E%3C%2Fsvg%3E" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="22" height="22" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /> I've now got to go and have a look at their website, these are the hand made Italian saxes aren't they? I don't like the direction this is going <img src="/x-custom-smilies/w00t.webp" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":w00t:" title="Woot :w00t:" data-shortname=":w00t:" /></p><p></p><p>All the best,</p><p></p><p>Chris</p><p>[/quote]</p><p></p><p>There is a new website: www.moresaxesthanyoucanshakeastickatbutcantmakeadecision.com </p><p>where, for a small fee, the salesman can make your choice more difficult by offering you a selection of over 70,000 mouthpiece/reed combinations. Once you have narrowed your desires down to 57, he offers you a free can of beans (or is it worms) and over 1500 different slings. They have saxes in 16 million different colours, one for every lottery combination plus a few extra. They have 45 different stands for each flavour of sax, 14 sax mikes, PA's for 27 different venue types, 100 million 'playalong' CD's, a choice of 1700 sax teachers -- three of whom live in Botswana and have cats. They show you 2 x 10^6 ways of playing Misty, no ways to play Stairway to Heaven or Smoke on the Water (but there is an equivalent site for guitarists where they do). They have a tutorial section showing how to stand at a gig plus a selection of cloth caps and waistcoats -- each selection has variants relative to the sax/reed/mouthpiece/stance you chose earlier. Finally, there is a section on music styles and jazz icons; there are 326 of these, each requiring a different sax/reed/mouthpiece/stance plus mpc/reed combo.</p><p></p><p>Now, once you've got to the point where you have all the equipment you require: you need a style and a band.............</p><p></p><p>BUY A BLEEDIN' SAX, AND SOON!!!</p><p></p><p>It's not the sax, it's the player.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Cheers, with tongue in cheek,</p><p></p><p>Moz</p><p>[/QUOTE]</p>
[QUOTE="Moz, post: 583131, member: 18"] Tom 8) [/quote] Tom, You're not helping ;) I've now got to go and have a look at their website, these are the hand made Italian saxes aren't they? I don't like the direction this is going :w00t: All the best, Chris [/quote] There is a new website: www.moresaxesthanyoucanshakeastickatbutcantmakeadecision.com where, for a small fee, the salesman can make your choice more difficult by offering you a selection of over 70,000 mouthpiece/reed combinations. Once you have narrowed your desires down to 57, he offers you a free can of beans (or is it worms) and over 1500 different slings. They have saxes in 16 million different colours, one for every lottery combination plus a few extra. They have 45 different stands for each flavour of sax, 14 sax mikes, PA's for 27 different venue types, 100 million 'playalong' CD's, a choice of 1700 sax teachers -- three of whom live in Botswana and have cats. They show you 2 x 10^6 ways of playing Misty, no ways to play Stairway to Heaven or Smoke on the Water (but there is an equivalent site for guitarists where they do). They have a tutorial section showing how to stand at a gig plus a selection of cloth caps and waistcoats -- each selection has variants relative to the sax/reed/mouthpiece/stance you chose earlier. Finally, there is a section on music styles and jazz icons; there are 326 of these, each requiring a different sax/reed/mouthpiece/stance plus mpc/reed combo. Now, once you've got to the point where you have all the equipment you require: you need a style and a band............. BUY A BLEEDIN' SAX, AND SOON!!! It's not the sax, it's the player. Cheers, with tongue in cheek, Moz [/QUOTE]
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