Ok this is actually a simple process.
Firstly choose your favourite alcoholic beverage (preferably a short)
Second, pour yourself a glass, over ice or neat, as you prefer.
Third, and this is the technical part, place your selected reed (necessary to convince your friends and family that you are not an alcoholic) into your mouth.
Four, now slowly sip some of your chosen tipple into your mouth, making sure it generously covers the reed.
Five, hold the liquid in your mouth, allowing the moisture to soak into the reed, and the alcohol to soak into you.
Six, as with all good instructions...........swallow and repeat
Sheven. remove shaid bitsh of stick from mouth.
Eight, remember which way up your ligythingy goes 😛 and attach the reed to your saxamophone (If reed now resembles a bunch of sticks repeat procedure using a fresh one) You should attempt this procedure no more than Five times :? :x and normally only when accompanied by an adult