Well, i worked for about three months on the buses after i dropped out of art skool, as a conductor, fares please, fat ladies, move along the bus lads, and i also know the way by road as far as India, can also charm snakes, change money, get a good bargain on afghan coats, and know a few old indian rope tricks, would prefer a single decker band bus with smoked windows, a seat towards the back near the bar, and a personal ventilator (preferably blond), what's the schedule? and when do we leave? Incidently somebody once told me I looked like cliff richard but luckily that was twenty years ago, these days i look more like a crocodile handbag. A breakfastroom saxophone expedition to NZ ? sounds like a kewl idea to me.
Edit: "Just got back from the lottery kiosk, I've invested 16 Euros, 4 ways, the guy says we've got maximum a seven and a half million chance to one, sounded like a good deal to me, so, where can we get a good bus?" - gotta think positive!
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