Wade Cornell
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I was recently sent a bunch of sax jokes. I think they were intended to offend, but i really got a kick out of them. Not sure if any have already been posted here, so apologize for the repeat if they have.
Enjoy...if you can
Q: When should a saxophonist change his reed?
A: Whenever a difficult section comes up in the music score.
Q: What is the difference between a sax player and a machine gun?
A: The machine gun repeats only 10 times per second.
Q: How many C melody sax players can you fit into a phone booth?
A: All of them.
Q: How do you know when a saxophone player is at your door?
A: They don’t know which key to use or where to enter.
Q: What do a saxophone and a baseball bat have in common?
A: People cheer when you hit them with a bat.
Q: How do you define a perfect pitch?
A: Throwing an alto sax in a toilet from 20 feet with out hitting the rim.
Q: What's the difference between a saxophone and a vacuum cleaner?
A: You have to plug in the vacuum cleaner before it sucks.
Enjoy...if you can
Q: When should a saxophonist change his reed?
A: Whenever a difficult section comes up in the music score.
Q: What is the difference between a sax player and a machine gun?
A: The machine gun repeats only 10 times per second.
Q: How many C melody sax players can you fit into a phone booth?
A: All of them.
Q: How do you know when a saxophone player is at your door?
A: They don’t know which key to use or where to enter.
Q: What do a saxophone and a baseball bat have in common?
A: People cheer when you hit them with a bat.
Q: How do you define a perfect pitch?
A: Throwing an alto sax in a toilet from 20 feet with out hitting the rim.
Q: What's the difference between a saxophone and a vacuum cleaner?
A: You have to plug in the vacuum cleaner before it sucks.
