Get Well Soon Aldevis

aldevis said:
It could give me ideas.
The best I could come up with was ringing the alarm at 3.15AM to cal the nurse just to tell her: "no need to worry for me, I am fine, thank you"
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Pete Thomas said:
Get well soon, we need you back on duty.
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Is that why he did it do you think because we told him he had the late shift on Christmas day :)


Pete Thomas said:
I won't bore you with my nurse/catheter story.
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What better place.

I'll give you a laugh at my expense I had to take a trip to A & E once. I was about 17 at the time and had been clothes shopping with a friend, my parents were away at the time. I had tried on a skirt or jeans or something in Debenhams and whilst bending over had caught my behind on some wood , must have been part of the door frame or something. Anyway I ended up with a very long splinter embedded in my right buttock. :eek:

I tried to pull it out without success and said friend thought it hilarious as we walked round Stockport. As my obvious first port of call, mum, was away I was left with no alternative so plucked up courage to walk in to the hospital and explain my problem. A very nice young male Dr (only added to my embarrassment) relieved me of the splinter, it must have been quite deep as I needed stitches and anti tetanus injection. All this with Mel tittering in the background...

When I had the stitches removed the nurse informed me the young Dr had done a very neat job and I would not be scarred for life :)

Said friend is still a good friend though God did pay her back but that is another story.....

Jx
 
On one of my trips to a German hospital, I'd been taken from casualty to the ward and was in a lot of pain. Was late, very late. A really lovely lady doctor checked me out on the ward, gave me pain medication, told me to ask the nurse to call her if I needed anything and that she was on duty all night, all in faultless English. After a few hours, the pain came back, really badly, so I asked the night nurse to call the doc. Only problem was the nurse spoke no English, I spoke very little German and in doing my best, managed to ask for the ladies doctor (gynaecologist), not lady doctor. Nurse's face was a picture. But I didn't know what I'd said, just that I'd got it very wrong...
 

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