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<blockquote data-quote="Targa" data-source="post: 246960" data-attributes="member: 451"><p>That poem always makes me think of a joke my very strait laced Methodist grandmother liked.</p><p>Two old ladies go into the funeral home to arrange for their own funerals.</p><p>They choose the coffins and the funeral director asks them what lining they would like, white or purple.</p><p>They ask what the difference is and he says 'well white is for an unmarried lady and purple is for a married lady'.</p><p>They say very quickly 'well we're spinsters of course we want white'.</p><p>As they leave one says 'I think I dropped my glove, I'll just go back for it' and goes in and whispers to the funeral director 'Can I just have a little bit of purple in the corner'.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Targa, post: 246960, member: 451"] That poem always makes me think of a joke my very strait laced Methodist grandmother liked. Two old ladies go into the funeral home to arrange for their own funerals. They choose the coffins and the funeral director asks them what lining they would like, white or purple. They ask what the difference is and he says 'well white is for an unmarried lady and purple is for a married lady'. They say very quickly 'well we're spinsters of course we want white'. As they leave one says 'I think I dropped my glove, I'll just go back for it' and goes in and whispers to the funeral director 'Can I just have a little bit of purple in the corner'. [/QUOTE]
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