What's wrong with you lot?

[old git]

Today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day and no one has noticed.

You be a load of scurvy doodlesax playing mutineers.

Hang the Moderators from the yardarm, me hearties.

Ah Cap'n Pete be very fair, shipmates. 'E as abandoned the cat o' nine tails an uses a cat o' seven tails. 'E call it pieces of seven.

Avast ye load o' scumbags, aaaarrrrgggghhhhh.

 

[jonf]

What makes you think I haven't noticed? I took a moment from today's task of performing neurosurgery on genetically modified bees to utter

"May the Devil take my soul if I ever gives quarter or asks it of ye!"

(Quote from Edward Teach, AKA Blackbeard)

 

[Nick Wyver]

Arrrrrr!!!!

<cough, cough, splutter>

Tis the old phlegm playin' me up.

Arrrrgghhhh!!!

That be better.

 

[johnboy]

Arrrrrr!!!!

<cough, cough, splutter>

Tis the old phlegm playin' me up.

Arrrrgghhhh!!!

That be better.

Now that's what I call a real sax growl me ole' shipmate

 

[Gallen]

Yaaar!

 

[Jules]

What be wrong wi' us lot, ya say? Nasty cold in my case cap'n! Can't speak for rest o' the crew but I's in need o' me grog and a lie down in me hammock......

 

[old git]

One of you varmints tell Jules, it be is turn in the barrel or we'll see ee back for this Mister.

 

[kevgermany]

Hang the Moderators from the yardarm, me hearties.

Gangplank for you, mutinous old dog.

 

[johnboy]

One of you varmints tell Jules, it be is turn in the barrel or we'll see ee back for this Mister.

Oo be next for haulin the keel about cap'n ?

 

[Young Col]

OK. Big shout going out to the Old Skool crew down at Pete's and Cafe Sax. Hold tight the OG! Hold tight the Croydon Massive crew!

Oh, sorry. Got carried away. Wrong sort of pirate.
YC

 

[Sunray]

Hic ...

Sorry to admit - I swallerd too much grog ... so talkin just ain't my thing ... Hic ...

"Gi me a bucket of blood"

 

[allansto]

Sorry .....old git
not sure we have pirates day down in Aus but we did have bushrangers
So ......Stand and deliver you dogs......cough, cough, cough, sneeze,
I think im getting a cold
can I go lie down now captan??????????
Me thinks I need one of them bottles o Rum too.

 

[old git]

Sorry .....old git
not sure we have pirates day down in Aus but we did have bushrangers
So ......Stand and deliver you dogs......cough, cough, cough, sneeze,
I think im getting a cold
can I go lie down now captan??????????
Me thinks I need one of them bottles o Rum too.

Ned Kelly;s first rule was never sneeze when wearing the bucket.

 

[Andrew Sanders]

Ned Kelly;s first rule was never sneeze when wearing the bucket.

Thought Ned was looking a little pale.

 

[Martin]

Pie...rats is it? Ye scurvy lubbers!

Cap'n Martin be a Senior Shipmate now...'tis de ol bewitched 200 rants...

 

[stefank]

Thought Ned was looking a little pale.

Ah well, they only dug him up recently - http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/ned-kellys-remains-identified-20110901-1jn3i.html

 

[old git]

Crunge me wallocks an scupper me topsail, today be International Talk like a pirate day but ye baint be participatinin.

Them pirates supported musos. Blackbeard carried MU card number three.

No wonder there be an "Isn't it uninteresting" post.

Ave the Skull an cross bones engraved on e Mark Vl ye bilge rats an play pirate shanties an forebitters 2nite or we'll have e keelhauled, aaaargh!

 

[Chris]

Crunge me wallocks an scupper me topsail, today be International Talk like a pirate day but ye baint be participatinin.

Them pirates supported musos. Blackbeard carried MU card number three.

No wonder there be an "Isn't it uninteresting" post.

Ave the Skull an cross bones engraved on e Mark Vl ye bilge rats an play pirate shanties an forebitters 2nite or we'll have e keelhauled, aaaargh!

Pardon??

 

[TomMapfumo]

Well, grapple me grape nuts, zonny jim.... Oy luvz mee torkin loik a poyrit toim, az mouch az thee, old Billocks boy!

 

[Young Col]

Has it come round already? I'll have to get my hook, eye patch and plastic parrot out.

Forlip on the cranston, Mr Git, handsomely now!