Obviously 16th Century Sado-Macho isn' it?
The long loop over your head and round the waist, then the loop with the two shoulder pads over your shoulders and round your neck and last but not least the adjustable belt around the mid-riff which should clip in to the rest down the back to take the load off the neck. Then jump off the bridge!
Nice laminate - I just finished doing the spare room with a dark grey old wood pattern - now looks like the scuppers on a pirate ship. Just need a big cast iron ring on the wall and one of those saxy harnesses and it's "yo ho ho me hearties"
No seriously it looks like one of those weird orthopedic harnesses that some sax players have to use when they have back problems.
