I can't resist noting that it is being sold by Wenger. Perhaps Arsene sells them for gutting rivals (figuratively of course, not literaly). After the other night vs Hull, Phil Brown will probably buy several!
A smile and a wink ;-) ... unless he was a man that would be interested in such a useless 'useful' gadget!
By the way this item wouldn't be acceptable on ebay as it is 'bladed item' - even though it would be more useful for clubbing a would-be attacker over the head than trying to search for the stabbing thing and picking out the apple corer! Haha