Jazz What a send off

[U CAN CALL ME AL]

I'd like to go this way

 

[AlanU]

Blimey, what a shemozzel.

Not for me thanks.
A couple of choruses of abide with me, a few lines by Christina Shelley.
A hearty singing of Jerusalem (de rigeur).
And the few folks who remembered to attend would bugger off down the pub, I hope.