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All wrong! Clearly this is a saxophone used by someone playing in the style of M.C. Escher, living in an apartment where the walls are a mere 1' 10" apart. Unlike all the rest of us (well almost all) this intrepid musician has yet to discover, due to the permanently jammed open alt pad, that there are some extra low notes available that might come in handy for the odd tune (although most of his tunes come out sounding pretty odd already!). Unfortunately I've so far been unable to figure out how this guy manages to work an mp that has been fitted almost upside down. I did try this myself once but, apart from discovering an infallible cure for hiccups (patent no. 254384992 still pending), the resulting tingling vibration caused my eyes to water and my nose to become detached. I have started a thread in the 'technical' part of this forum entitled "Why does My Nose Keep Falling Off?" in the hope that one of the more experienced among us can shed some light.