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The Enforcement Committee of The Croydon and Sarf Lundun Massive orders you to have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanaka, Yippy Yule or Whatever you care to celebrate, or the boys with the baseball bats will be round. We have removed the batteries from their hearing aids so they will be unable to hear your piteous cries for mercy.
As we are contemplating purchasing a solid gold, popemobile style Zimmer Frame, may we gently remind you that the annual subscription, as our solicitor insists we call it, is due and the baseball bat boys have all been on a weight training course.
Peace or Piece.
As we are contemplating purchasing a solid gold, popemobile style Zimmer Frame, may we gently remind you that the annual subscription, as our solicitor insists we call it, is due and the baseball bat boys have all been on a weight training course.
Peace or Piece.
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