Tequila Christmas Cake


Busking Oracle
This should probably be in the recipe section, but I thought here would be better.

Once again this holiday, I have had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake Recipe so here goes:

1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality..


Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.

Check the tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

Cherry Christmas


Young Col

Well-Known Member
Someone or other shent me the same recipeeeee lasht year but with rum not tequili stuff.
Most important to strain your nuts, but not while shtirrring.

Happy Chrishtmas!

old git

Tremendous Bore
That nice Mr.Thomas. Please Sir, remove this filth and encouragement to binge drinking immediately. As you are well aware 203% of those who own two saxophones, are likely to become alcoholics.

Hmm. Wonder if I can afford a baritone?


Yummo Taz - I was just thinking about baking some sweets!

The Tequila testing makes it even more appealing, especially after wrapping gifts for all the kids :welldone

Now where did that cat go?
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