I have a gig in 2 years (don't laugh - I've only just started to learn but want to play live in my 50th year in 2 years!) I have a friendly guitarist in a band who says he's happy for me to do a spot in 2 years so I'm all booked and ready. The shades are on order and I already have the hat - but I do need a stage name don't I - any ideas anyone? I know I'm asking for trouble here but I need inspiration!!!