Chief of Stuff
Doesn't it make you proud to be British? (if you are)
Forget 40 years:
Now we wait for someone to go waterskiiing for charity, using a pair of tenors instead of skis, and in the background we hear he's wrecked two perfectly good saxes modifying them to fit his feet, which were worth a couple of grand, spent a few hunderd on the boat and conversion - and brags about raising 50 quid....