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'Scraping the Barrel' Jokes

chock

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still no eye-deer
There's a part three, but it involves genitals
 
Why do elephants paint their toenails red ?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

It can only get worse . . . :doh:
 
What's the difference between a Banjo and Trampoline ?
You take yer boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

It'll get even worser . . . :cheers:
 
A rope wanted to go into a bar that didn't serve ropes. He got an idea and twisted himself into a knot and fluffed up his top and walked into the bar. The bartender asked, "Are you a rope?" The rope answered, "No, I'm a frayed knot".

A duck walked into a store and asked for a tube of chapstick. The clerk said, "How are you going to pay for that?" The duck said, "Just put it on my bill".
 
Of course, we can’t leave out this one: what’s the difference between a car and a saxophone? You can tune a car.
 
What can lie on its back 100 feet in the air?
Dead centipede.
 

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