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Ne0Wolf7

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still no eye-deer
There's a part three, but it involves genitals
 

spike

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red ?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

It can only get worse . . . :doh:
 

spike

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What's the difference between a Banjo and Trampoline ?
You take yer boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

It'll get even worser . . . :cheers:
 

jbtsax

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A rope wanted to go into a bar that didn't serve ropes. He got an idea and twisted himself into a knot and fluffed up his top and walked into the bar. The bartender asked, "Are you a rope?" The rope answered, "No, I'm a frayed knot".

A duck walked into a store and asked for a tube of chapstick. The clerk said, "How are you going to pay for that?" The duck said, "Just put it on my bill".
 

GCinCT

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Of course, we can’t leave out this one: what’s the difference between a car and a saxophone? You can tune a car.
 

Targa

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What can lie on its back 100 feet in the air?
Dead centipede.
 
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