PeeDee, Pauline, you're going to hate this.....
There's a plaque on the deck of HMS Victory that says "Nelson Fell Here". I'm not surprised, I nearly fell over it myself.
[With acknowledgement to, probably, Tommy Cooper, although memory says Spike Milligan, and much respect to Nelson, but I couldn't resist it.]
Nothing sax related here either, but, yes, some new slippers (are they designed to wear out after 12 months?) and a new temperature controlled soldering iron (to replace the one my sons took to their works and wore out).
Colin