Ha horses, one bolts while I'm in the saddle, 5mins of sheer he'll, worse than the Pepsi max big one in Blackpool, one that start kicking and jumping which resulted in me flat on my ass, pain for 3 days, one that refused to move no matter What! Spurs, make sure they are electrified to show the horse who is boss lol!
"Why does a cowboy wear two spurs?"
Helps him round corners on his big fat Harley Davidson of course.
I may be a bit old and a bit fat, but I'm still too young and thin to ride one of those.
As bikes go - they're all hat and no cattle.