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Josh Johnson

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How many saxophonists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five; one to change the light bulb whilst the other four discuss how Michael Brecker would have done it.
 
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Josh Johnson

Josh Johnson

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Rochester, Kent
Q. If you were to throw a ukulele and a banjo off a cliff, which one would hit the floor first?

A. Who cares!
 

thehunt

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Studham Bedfordshire
Josh Josh Josh, please whatever you do don't give up the day job. Good idea though for a Friday.
Two dyslexics in a car, one says, " can you smell petrol"? , the other says, "don't be stupid, i can't even spell my name"
Before anyone comes down on me my daughter and wife are both dyslexic.. Good bank holiday to everyone.. Phil:w00t:
 

half diminished

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Buckinghamshire
Josh Josh Josh, please whatever you do don't give up the day job. Good idea though for a Friday.
Two dyslexics in a car, one says, " can you smell petrol"? , the other says, "don't be stupid, i can't even spell my name"
Before anyone comes down on me my daughter and wife are both dyslexic.. Good bank holiday to everyone.. Phil:w00t:
Do dyslexics talk funny too, only I though they just struggled with spelling n stuff like that. >:)
 
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Josh Johnson

Josh Johnson

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Rochester, Kent
Josh Josh Josh, please whatever you do don't give up the day job. Good idea though for a Friday.
Two dyslexics in a car, one says, " can you smell petrol"? , the other says, "don't be stupid, i can't even spell my name"
Before anyone comes down on me my daughter and wife are both dyslexic.. Good bank holiday to everyone.. Phil:w00t:
Before anyone comes down on me, my grandmother played both the banjo and the ukulele with a circus and my grandfather wasn't funny.
 

old git

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Just to be the usual boring old git but educational as well, dyslexia was sometimes referred to as 'word blindness' aka a visual pattern recognition problem but some folk are suggesting that it might be a pattern / phonic shortcoming instead.

Really lucky. Just won a month's holiday in Mexico, touring pig farms. My passport has lapsed, anyone else interested?
 

jonf

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Shouldn't joke, Bill

Bill, this is a serious issue. I'm really worried.

I rang the NHS Swine Flu Helpline. All I got was crackling.

:)))
 

chadders

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Wrexham.
Bill, this is a serious issue. I'm really worried.

I rang the NHS Swine Flu Helpline. All I got was crackling.

:)))
I think I have swine flu, as I've come out in a rasher !

groan...
 

AlanU

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Enfield, North London
We don't do jokes about dyslexia.
It's not clever and it's not furry.
 
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