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dooce

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Nice insight from a muso into the pretentious side of jazz afficianados.....

http://www.jaystapley.co.uk/jay-stapley-videos/jazz-****s-a-definition-by-jay-stapley-m4v-2/
 

kevgermany

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Couldn't get it to play all the way through, but that's hilarious.
 

aldevis

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I totally agree. The bit "faster than the human brain can perceive them" is my favourite. We often practise a lot to play things than only other musicians can follow.

It like saying that to appreciate the Olympics you must be able to run 100m less than 10"
 
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Merryfisher

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it is very funny - i shared it on facebook a while back, amazingly it really upset one individual, clearly a jazz **** i guess!:shocked:
 

Colin the Bear

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All that singing was a bit fast, couldn't follow it. Nearly nodded of through the talking though. What a relaxing voice lol
 

Tenor Viol

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I must have missed it first time round. I think the same sentiment applies to "avantegarde" 'classical' music
 

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