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BigMartin

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Best cracker joke I've seen for a while:

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get it from a duck.
 

Taz

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How does an elephand get down from a tree?








It sit's on a leaf and waits for Autumn!
 

Rikki

Member
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or...

Why have elephants got big ears?
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Cos Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom!
 

old git

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Not from a cracker but Belshazzar's Feast:-
This was written in 1714, my favourite time signature.

As elephants appear to be the main subject:-
Why are the bottom of elephant's feet yellow?
So you can't see them when they are floating upside down in a bowl of custard.

*flees, screaming*
 

johnboy

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Not from a cracker but Belshazzar's Feast:-
This was written in 1714, my favourite time signature.



*flees, screaming*
Not as fast, or as loudly, as the rest of us I bet.

Only joking, seriously, honest, please forgive me.
Johnboy.
 

kevgermany

ex Landrover Nut
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As it's elephant jokes...

How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?
Dunno...
Paint it's toenails red.

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
No.
Works, doesn't it...

How do you tell when elephants have been in your kitchen?
Footprints in the butter.

How do you tell if elephants have been making love in the kitchen?
Bin liners are missing.


And another animal (say this one) -

How do you get two whales in a mini?
Straight up the M5...

I'll get my coat and join OG.....
 

littleplum

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elephant jokes

How do you get four elephants in a mini? 2 in the front 2 in the back!

How do you get four sheep in a mini? you can't, its full of elephants!!


Sorry

Dave
 
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