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Taz

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I recieved this by email, so it must be true!!!! >:)

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked outgoing President Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal 'Just think,' he said, 'when I am President, I too could have a gold urinal. But I wouldn't do something so self-indulgent!' Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.


That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, 'I found out who ****ed in your saxophone.'

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Chris

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Nice one Tazz:))):))):welldone

Chris
 

Young Col

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Good one Taz. Would have got a shock if he had mistaken the low Eb key for the flush.:shocked:
YC
 

Little Oaf

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Lol! Very funny, just the thing to put a smile on my face before work!
 
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