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A little light relief! (Parental Guidance)

Taz

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A Matelot walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
''What's so special about it?'
The Matelot explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies
'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The Matelot smiles, taps his watch and says,
' Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

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Sue

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The old ones are the best - funny, thanks for making me laugh :)
 
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